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You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.

pizzaotter:

iguanamouth:

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I fucking lost it here

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trickstersgambit:

22-07-2009:

aimlessme:

amoying:

archaeology:

Ancient Puppy Paw Prints Found on Roman Tiles

i got really happy about this and then i was like “this dog is probably dead” and now i am crying

Probably dead

Probably

There’s hope, apparently.

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dreammakr:

lawebloca:

Little Girl Plays on Gentle Giant Tibetan Mastiff ** video **

I WANT 20 AND WE WILL SLEEP IN BIG PILES AND CUDDLE AND BE HAPPY

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shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

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blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

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weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

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awwww-cute:

My golden found a puddle while I wasn’t looking

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rockthatallaway:

This is cute but don’t get this close to raccoons lol.

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

convertiblemysterymachine:

Are we just not gonna talk about how great Sky High was? 

Because

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Deserves

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Credit

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Than

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Giving

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BUT IS THAT RED FROM OITNB

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wisepizza:

sorry i only date pokemon masters

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