I fucking lost it here
i got really happy about this and then i was like “this dog is probably dead” and now i am crying
There’s hope, apparently.
Little Girl Plays on Gentle Giant Tibetan Mastiff ** video **
I WANT 20 AND WE WILL SLEEP IN BIG PILES AND CUDDLE AND BE HAPPY
I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”
I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?
This is cute but don’t get this close to raccoons lol.
Are we just not gonna talk about how great Sky High was?
BUT IS THAT RED FROM OITNB